The Twelve Days of Christmas - Haltwhistle/ Greenhead/ Beltingham/ Henshaw Style 

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me

the vicar for afternoon tea

On the second day of Christmas my true love said to me

two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the third day of Christmas my true love said to me

Three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love said to me, 

Five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love said to me

Seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Eight wardens working, seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Nine flower arrangers, eight wardens working, seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's , two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Ten crafters chatting, nine flower arrangers, eight wardens working, seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love said to me

Eleven singers supping, ten crafters chatting, nine flower arrangers, eight wardens working, seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's , two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me

Twelve angels dusting , eleven singers supping, ten crafters chatting, nine flower arrangers, eight wardens working, seven coffee mornings, six in the brew bar, five Roman forts, four church buildings, three PCC's, two church schools and the vicar for afternoon tea